Verlander will receive a $500,000 signing bonus. He’ll earn $6.75 million this year, $12.75 million in 2011 and $20 million in each of the following three seasons.

I would kill for that kind of money. Seriously, I will. You need anyone dead and have $80 million to spare? I’ll do it. So what does Justin do with all of his new money?

I have a couple of things I think he will do with it -

• Buy a huge vault and get all his money in quarters so he can swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.
• Buy an army like Tony Montana and go to war.
• Hookers. Lots and lots of hookers.
• Buy a NASCAR team just to have the driver turn around mid-race and drive against traffic.
• Get a moat around his house full of blood thirsty sharks.

Ok….Ok….These are all things I want. A man can dream can’t he?

Now we have a great new stadium and I am excited for baseball season to start.

A video tour of Target Field after the jump.

I can’t wait to see you all there….When it gets warm enough of course.

The thing everyone knows here in Twins Territory is that the Pohlad’s never spend any money on players. Will they dig into their deep pockets this season to sign the most popular player since Kirby Puckett? I for one hope they do, even if I do rip the guy from time to time.

There were rumors that a deal would be in time for Twinsfest which started yesterday, so far both sides have been quiet.

Justin Morneau always joking drops this nugget to a group of reporters.

As Mauer took questions from a small group of reporters in a basement hallway, teammate and close friend Justin Morneau walked by and shouted, “14-year extension, 20 a year!”

 Personally I think the Twins need Mauer, not only because he is a great player, but because he puts the Twins on the map. He give them a face. So get to it and sign his ass.

Quote taken from espn.com

…under her clothes. Take a cold shower perv.

• No one gets knocked out.
• They fight for points with weak little punches.
• They are constantly hugging and no one throws punches from that position.
• They have pads the size of a large baby on their fists.
• NO ONE GETS KNOCKED OUT!
• I don’t think anyone likes seeing a 12 round decision.
• The undercards to “big” fights blow.

Old school boxing was awesome because nobody knew any better. MMA is 1000 times better than boxing. The fights are rarely boring. They are actually fighters not just punchers.

This is how McNabb was really hurt. I think the Detroit Lions should sign this chick.

In an otherwise calm meeting with reporters on Tuesday, including ESPN.com’s Kieran Mulvaney, Mayweather calmly and matter-of-factly lashed out at what he thinks is unfair treatment from the media and the public, in part because of his race.

“If you’re rich, you’re a rich n—–,” he said. “If you’re poor, you’re a poor n—-. If you’re smart, you’re a smart n—–. At the end of the day, they still look at me as a n—–.”

 Where do you live? The south in the 1900′s? Get a life dude.

“One thing you never hear. You never hear anything negative about Oscar De La Hoya,” he said. “Anything he do negative, it gets swept under the rug.”

Yeah, noone saw these pics -

I don’t know what your problem is Floyd but I for one will be rooting against you. Not because you’re black, but because you’re an ignorant prick. I guess all of this doesn’t matter really since noone watches boxing anymore. So have fun Floyd with all 10 people who will be watching.

And pay your bills dick.

Tuesday, it was reported that Mayweather is being sued by a bank in Las Vegas for more than $167,000 unpaid on a loan for a half-million-dollar luxury car. Also, county records in Las Vegas show Mayweather has one unresolved lien with the Internal Revenue Service for $6.17 million in unpaid taxes from 2007. Other records show homeowners associations, the state of New Jersey and a trash collector have also claimed Mayweather did not pay bills.

Not only would everyone love Christmas on a Sunday and on football opener, but since it’s warm out we can get rid of stupid ass Santa and replace him with these chicks.

If you aren’t ready for football today there is something wrong with you. Or you’re gay or a woman, or both (Not there’s anything wrong with that).

So sit back watch some football, drink some beer, eat some food and enjoy. And remember Jesus would want you to.

OPENING DAY.

What do we have to look forward to this season?

• The wildcat. Lots and lots of wildcat. So much wildcat in fact that some coach will think he is super smart and run the wildcat but call it something else like the direct snap to the running back, lets see if he can throw a shitty pass or run the ball for a 5 yard game play the run-around.
• Lots of commercials. And I mean TONS of them. Not a lot of different commercials, just the same ones over and over and over and over and over again. You’ll see them so much you might actually stab yourself in the eye with a rusty screw driver.
• Brett Favre. (I’m a Vikings fan and I’M sick of him.)
• No John Madden. Some of you might be happy about this, but I am legitimately sad. I loved John Madden. He made it fun to actually listen to the game. Sure he was a bumbling idiot, but how could you not love the dude?
• Some game overseas. 2 teams will play across the pond, commentators will act like this is so awesome and the fans of those teams will be pissed. Can’t wait.
• Fat Steelers fans.
• Chicks in Green Bay that Packer fans think are hot but are slightly below average but are “hot” because they are in Green Bay where the average weight of a woman is 400 lbs.
• Troy Aikman getting a concussion while sitting in the booth.